(to Santa's Little Helper) Nobody stays when you say freeze, you might as well say run.

Lou

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Character:
Lou
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20: "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20 Quotes

D'oh! Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?

Homer

Bart: Hey Lis, wanna touch Strangles? He's not slimy at all, he's scaly.
Lisa: (After touching the snake) Eww! He is slimy!
Bart: That's because I soaked him in slime!