Now, this is the projection over three months? We still have t...
Jim: Now, this is the projection over three months?
Charles: We still have the inventory sitting-- [everyone starts chattering at once]
Dwight: Let me float something out there, okay? Can I just say-- can I say something?
David: Yeah, yeah.
Dwight: There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe, put that in his bathroom.
David: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the cheapest option... is to make Michael an offer.
Charles: Yes. Yes, I was gonna say the same thing. We should buy him out.
Jim: Oh, but you didn't.
Dwight: Oh, Man! If only Michael had children. That's how you really apply the pressure.
Charles: What is wrong with you?
- Characters:
- Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert
- Episode:
- The Office Season 5 Episode 25: "Broke"
- Show:
- The Office
- Related Quotes:
- Dwight Schrute Quotes, Jim Halpert Quotes, The Office Season 5 Episode 25 Quotes, The Office Quotes
- Added by:
- Steve Marsi
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