Now, what year did Magellan circumnavigate the globe? It's not...
Alan: Now, what year did Magellan circumnavigate the globe?
Jake: It's not gonna be on the test.
Alan: Maybe not, but it wouldn't hurt for you to know it anyway.
Jake: Why would I want to know something I don't have to?
Alan: Because maybe you'll need to know it in the future.
Jake: Well, then that's when I'll learn it!
Alan: Why can't you just learn it now?
Jake: 'Cause there's only so much space in my brain that if you put Magellan in there, I might forget my locker combination
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 5: "Bad News from the Clinic"
- Two and a Half Men
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