Principle Skinner: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
Principle Skinner: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an hour, then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
Principle Skinner: Yes, well... Get started.


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Principal Skinner, Agnes Skinner
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4: "Bart the Murderer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Principle Skinner: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
Principle Skinner: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an hour, then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
Principle Skinner: Yes, well... Get started.

(to Fat Tony) I'm not gonna stop until one of us is in jail. (pause) You!

Chief Wiggum