Oh, man, she's beautiful. I wish I was that piece of bacon. Wait...
J.D.'s narration: Oh, man, she's beautiful. I wish I was that piece of bacon. Wait a second. I am that piece of bacon!
J.D.: Hell yeah!
Janitor: You mind not staring at me while I'm eating? I hate it.
J.D.: But, I'm not, I was...
Janitor: What am I doing right now?
J.D.: Eating.
Janitor: What are you doing?
J.D.: Staring...
Janitor: Okay. There. Now no one gets to eat it! Ya happy?
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- Characters:
- J.D., The Janitor
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13: "My Balancing Act"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, The Janitor Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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