Oh Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north. Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call 'mind over body' ... You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11: "How Lily Stole Christmas"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out

Barney [after blowing his nose]

[after Ted tells Barney what he called Lily]
Barney: Ted Vivian Mosby!
Ted: That's not my middle name..
Barney: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Ted: Like you've never said that word?
Barney: I don't kiss your mother with my mouth, yet...