Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift. I found a r...

Jim: Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift. I found a recording device in it. Yes. So. I think if I play it just right, I can get Dwight to live out the plot of National Treasure.
Pam: You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.


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Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly
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The Office Season 6 Episode 7: "The Lover"
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The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes

Jim: Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that. And please, for both of our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.
Michael: I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything she wants me to be happy.
Jim: No. Not more than anything.
Michael: Ok. I have a good thing with the mom.
Jim: Don't call her the mom.
Michael: She's right on my way home from work.
Jim: THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME MAN!
Michael: Alright! I'll take service streets.

[to Pam] You're just as stubborn as your mom - when you don't want to do something, you just don't do it.

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