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OK, I saw some lipstick at the grocery store. I may have stolen it.

Matt: Tell me something about your day.

Claire: Uh, something about my day. OK, I saw some lipstick at the grocery store. I may have stolen it.

Matt: Why.

Claire: I don’t know. I just… I’ve spent so much money in that store over the years. Whatever, one lipstick, it’s not a big deal.

Matt: Claire, it’s a little weird.

Claire: Well, I’m not gonna do it again. It was dumb. Are you mad at me?

Matt: I didn’t know I was married to a delinquent.

Claire: Oh my god, I knew I shouldn’t have told you.