OK look, I was waiting to talk to you about this because secretly I was hoping you'd be killed and I wouldn't have to hurt your feelings. I just don't think it would work out with us. You're nuts. And not like a typical crazy-ass co-ed but 'wake up with my penis in a jar' lunatic. Now that puts me in a tough spot because that also means you'd be the screw of my life. I mean that kind of insanity means your muffin is like Space Mountain levels of fun. I love Space Mountain. Best ride at Disneyland. But I love my penis more.

Chad

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 6: "Seven Minutes in Hell"
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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Chanel #5: So you're not mad at me?
Chanel: Oh, I meant everything I said about you. I still think you're useless. I'm just not sad about it.

It's not my fault that because somebody is killing Kappas I didn't have time to individually bribe each and every one of you to vote for me!

Chanel