Ooh motel sex? It's like I'm a senator and your a tobacco lobby...

Ooh motel sex? It's like I'm a senator and your a tobacco lobbyist. We should arrive separately.

J.D.

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J.D.
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Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9: "Our Stuff Gets Real"
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Scrubs
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Let's just avoid the breast region. They're big, but they are not for touching - too sore. And let's just avoid the thighs; they sort of feel like memory foam, they leave a hand print. And I have the elbows of a 75 year old black man.

Elliot

Elliot: What is that?
J.D.: It's our baby's crib.
Elliot: It looks like a trap. You trying to catch someone else's baby?

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