Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.

Rikki

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Pam

Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

This is a free country by god.
Cullen Bohannon. Yeah, that's about the funniest damn thing I heard.

The Butcher

I hate you more than you hate yourself.

The Swede

Someone has to hang.

Thomas Durant

Proved you're a man. Now get your ass on out of here before I show them otherwise.

Cullen Bohannon

Congratulations, dumb ass. Now get in there.

Cullen Bohannon

Cullen Bohannon: Where the hell you think you're going?
Elam Ferguson: I'm taking the front.

Nothing wasted in this wasteland.

The Swede