Quotes
Kevin: How can you be so cold about this?
V: Because she hurt my Kev, and nobody hurts my Kev.
You f*ck girls with that thing?
Grammy [to Lip]
Violet: Nineteen twenty. Is it to be believed? I feel as old as Methuselah.
Robert: But so much prettier.
Violet: When I think what the last ten years has brought, God knows what we're in for now.
Cora: Sybil's pregnant!
Robert: I see. So that's it then. No return. She's crossed the Rubicon.
Anna, you must prepare for the worst. I'm not saying it will happen, but you must prepare for it.
Bates
Daisy: Don't you believe in spirits then?
Mrs. Hughes: Well, I don't believe they play board games.
Violet: Oh this is love...what is it?
Isobel: What does it look like?
Violet: Something for getting stones out of horses hooves?
Isobel: It's a nutcracker. We thought you'd like it. To crack your nuts.
Richard: Why do we have to help ourselves at luncheon?
Robert: It's Downton tradition. They have our feast at luncheon and we have ours in the evening.
Richard: Well why can't they have their lunch early and they serve us, like they normally do.
Mary: Because it's Christmas day.
Richard: It's not how we'll do it at Haxsby.
Violet: Which I can easily believe.
Mrs. Hughes: I wish I could tell you not to worry.
Anna: My husband's on trial for his life, Mrs. Hughes, of course I worry.
Mrs. Hughes: Well, I'm I'd fashioned enough to believe that they can't prove him guilty, when he's not.
I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor. Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars.
Otto
Homer (on Maggie): Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
Carl: No
Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
Oh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!
Homer