Quotes
Veronica: He's sending a signal.
Fiona: Like what?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?
Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.
Grammy [to Frank]
Tony: I don't take bribes.
Steve: Dude you're living in one.
Frank, I can't let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you're an alcoholic.
Sheila
Now that's a spicy meet-cute!
Luigi
We shows girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.
Homer
Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are multi.
Bart
There's something to be said for practicality, but being a modern woman isn't about losing your virginity.
Kate
You have an innocent face Collete. Has anyone ever told you that?
Ginny
Yes, love can bring out the best in us... the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn't what love brings out but who it brings back.
Mary Alice
Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents.
Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter.
Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose morals, and swearing? Too bad, there's no more Bree left.
What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?
Lynette