Quotes
Buck: Okay, listen. This is my first date with a dude. But I’m not weirded out, you know? I mean, I’m an ally. Every pride month, I put a rainbow on my Instagram, you know!
Tommy: Oh, that’s good. I guess it’s just me that makes you nervous.
Eddie: I guess you can never have enough closet space.
Tommy: Ain’t that the truth. Right, Evan?
Okay. I don’t think you’re a fraud. I just think that maybe you’re not sure of your own feelings yet. And if there’s something that you need to tell Eddie, you will. Just in your own time.
Maddie [to Buck]
Hen: Maura wasn’t just watching us sleep. She was afraid we weren’t gonna wake up.
Karen: She was trying to protect us.
Eddie: Well, you know what I think. You should call him.
Buck: Really?
Eddie: Heck yeah. He doesn’t know that you’re an idiot. Once he gets to know you and knows that you’re an idiot, he’ll love you. Like we all do.
Buck: What if he says no?
Eddie: Then he’s an idiot. Don’t walk away from something before you even know what it is.
Buck: That sounds like some good advice.
Maddie: Why are you dressed like that?
Buck: Uh, it was a themed party.
Maddie: What was it? Pastel and puke?
Buck: No, 80s. I’m Crockett. He’s Tubbs.
Eddie: He’s Tubbs. I’m Crockett. This isn’t my puke. I don’t think.
Sir, I served my country proudly but the man who came back isn't the same man who left.
Stabler
Gregory: You know, we make a really good team.
Janine: Yeah, we do.
Mr. Johnson is single-handedly responsible for keeping most of the toilets in this joint running some of the time.
Melissa
Thank you guys. This was not an easy decision to make. I mean, I hemmed, and I hawed...heck, I almost pussyfooted.
Janine
Janine: As you all know, my fellowship at the district is coming to an end.
Ava: Ooh, girl, don't remind me. My doomsday countdown clock is set to the day that you're back.
Janine: Stop.
Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn't the autobots. Or should I say decepticons?
Ava: I'm already not enjoying this conversation.