[narrating] We have to constantly come up with new ways to fix ourselves. So we change, we adapt. We create new versions of ourselves. We just need to be sure that this one is an improvement over the last.

Meredith

Dr. Wilson: You're an ass.
House: What, for trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.

Darrien: I told you I couldn't go back. I shouldn't have trusted you. I never liked you. I killed time with you 'cause I was locked in a cage. You were a distraction. Someone to talk to so I didn't have to think about... everything else.
Thirteen: You're lashing out... I get it. But in a month, you'll thank. me Or maybe you won't, I don't know. But... I know I saved your life

House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.

I can retask a satellite. I can get level 3 NSA clearance. I can't hack a hick.

Hardison

Sophie: Chicken fried steak?? Let me tell you something: Meat should never be used as an adjective!

Nate: You thought she was dressed like a nun for no reason?
Eliot: It's Parker.

Colvin: We don't have a witness, we don't have a case.
Wysocki: I am doing everything I can.
Colvin: Do more.

Lily: What are you talking about?
Gibbons: I am surrounded by cows in Judas' linen. Police are trying to take advantage of the situation.

Ronnie: I would rather do my time and be safe
Wysocki: You don't think Killian can't get to you in the joint?

Colvin: You bring Killian in, you haul his ass down here, I will interrogate him myself.
Wysocki: Done!

Wysocki: You ok?
Evers: I'm fine
Wysocki: That wasn't a good shooting that was a great shooting. You know that?
Evers: I know that, I'm good