Riggs: I do know CPR.
Murtaugh: Put your lips on me...I'll shoot you.

Did you have anything to drink, Sara, not that it matters?


Did I ever tell you I was six months pregnant by Tyler Perry?

Miss Bruce

Don't get it twisted, sweetie. I am more of a man than you will ever be and more of a woman than you will ever get.

Miss Bruce

Girl: I think I've been raped.
Benson: I'm so sorry. Can you tell me what happened?
Girl: I can't. I don't remember anything.

Pawn shop guy: Love is forever. Don't you ever forget that.
Riggs: I couldn't agree more.

Dr. Cahill: Where's your ring?
Riggs: It came off in the water. It came down to it or me...so.
Dr. Cahill: Was that an easy choice?
Riggs: You kidding? It's just a piece of metal.

There's something you need to know. There is not a person in this division, hell in the entire PD, that thinks you're damaged goods, so get that out of your head.


Two big duffel bags full of stolen cocaine. Let's go clean up the city.


You're the detective. Detect.


Go ahead. Get all shrinky on me.


How do you get that big 'ole heart into that tiny little perfect body?