People say clothes make the man but that makes no sense. What makes the man is a nice head of...

People say clothes make the man but that makes no sense. What makes the man is a nice head of hair. Dammit it's like a phantom limb.

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Jay Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 6 Episode 6: "Halloween 3: AwesomeLand"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 6 Episode 6 Quotes

You do this every time. You go as a princess, I have to go as some freak. You're a beauty, I'm the beast. You're Beyonce, I'm...that guy.

Jay [to Gloria]

Cam: It's a bird! It's a plane!
Mitchell: It's super out of breath.
Cam: Happy Halloween to you too.

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