Personally, I'd rather hear the bad news on an answering machine...

Marshall: Personally, I'd rather hear the bad news on an answering machine than face the humiliation in person. It's the least painful way you can do it. Who are you calling?
Lily [into phone]: Hi, Marshall, it's Lily, we're not gonna have sex for at least a month. But you're awesome. OK, bye-bye


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Characters:
Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 4: "Return of the Shirt"
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How I Met Your Mother
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