Peter, what did you promise me last night? I wouldn't drink at...

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter: I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa-woah, I almost walked right into that one


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Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1: "Death Has a Shadow"
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Family Guy
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