Joey: Pheebs, you think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna do that?
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
Phoebe: Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, it's true, we were one egg, once, but er, you know, we've grown apart, so, um... I don't know, why not? Okay!

Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani
Friends Season 1 Episode 16: "The One with Two Parts (1)"
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Friends Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument.
Chandler: I'm just trying to find the right moment, you know?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating.

Mr.Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: We're not doing anything. We're just sitting around talking, quietly.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep.
Rachel: You don't even have cats.
Mr.Heckles: I could have cats.