Elliot: Philip, I was wondering if you could write out this discharge summary.
Philip: Where's the fun?
Elliot: Excuse me?
Philip: From now on, when you're wondering whether I'll do something, ask yourself, "Where's the fun?" It'll be a timesaver for both of us.
Elliot: I'm betting that if you were really honest with yourself, you'd realize how unsatisfying it is to ride on your father's coattails.
Philip: No, I'm okay with it


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17: "My Student"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Turk: Dr. Cox, you are an attending, so you should know it's highly inappropriate for you to be sniffing around this woman all day! And you! You are a med student who should be learning from me, but every time I turn around, you're talking to him. So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involved with that guy.
Kristen: Sorry, doctor.
Dr. Cox: You do realize that you just effectively signed your own death warrant.
Turk: Dude, do you, like, know any women at all?
[Cuts to Dr. Cox's apartment]
Kristen: Hi. I know we're not supposed to be seeing each other, but

Dr. Cox: You wanna know something?
Kristen: What?
Dr. Cox: I feel like I'm using you to get past another person.
Kristen: That's not as sexy as you think it is