Please, don't kill me, I'm not married! My life is awesome!

Please, don't kill me, I'm not married! My life is awesome!

Bobby Briggs

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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 5: "Joe's Revenge"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 5 Quotes

Quagmire: Wait a minute, Bobby Briggs is the one who crippled you? You always told us you fell off a roof during a fight with the Grinch.
Joe: ...I lied.

A police spokesperson was quoted as saying "Duh, I'm a dumb cop, I like to give Tom Tucker a ticket." I was going like 41.

Tom Tucker
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