Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday.


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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 11: "St. Valentine's Day"
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Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.

How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!