Problem Drinker or African-American Haberdasher? Uh, do I-I gu...

Lawyer: Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin: Problem Drinker or African-American Haberdasher?
Peter: Uh, do I-I guess problem drinker, but that's uh-
Lawyer: Thank-you. Now: Sexual deviant or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
Peter: Well, sexual deviant, but that other one's not even, eh-
Lawyer: Thank-you


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Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13: "Screwed The Pooch"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

Teacher: In French, when you want to say "yes", you say "oui, oui!"
Peter: You gotta be kidding me! Oh my god, that is hysterical. Oh, man. Hey, what do you say for "no"? "Doo Doo?" Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes!"

Brian, I am very disappointed in you. I'd turn my back on you but I've seen what do in that situation

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