Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.

Michael

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 16: "Valentine's Day"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.