Dwight: (sees Jerome Bettis) Why do they call him The Bus?
Michael: Because he's afraid to fly.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 2: "The Convention"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Michael: [looking at hotel bed under black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.

Ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!

Michael