She missed her period? Oh, my God. I can't believe it! I'm a fat...

She missed her period? Oh, my God. I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

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Character:
George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 16: "The Fix-Up"
Show:
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

(breaking up a fight between Jerry and George) The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you're gonna have to deal with me!

Kramer

(breaking up Jerry and Elaine's fight) Can't you two see that you're in LOVE with each other?

Kramer
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