Sheldon, you are a condesending jerk. Why on earth would I want ...

Howard: Sheldon, you are a condesending jerk. Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?
Sheldon: Um ... to go to Jewish heaven?
Howard: Jews don't have heaven.
Sheldon: Then to avoid Jewish hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell.


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Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz
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The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 21: "The Hawking Excitation"
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The Big Bang Theory
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