She's a tall, beautiful surgeon. I'm a short, beautiful governm...

Tom: She's a tall, beautiful surgeon. I'm a short, beautiful government employee slash club promoter.
Leslie: You're a club promoter?
Tom: Aspiring.


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Characters:
Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11: "Tom's Divorce"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.

Ron

They put a popcorn machine up there just to brighten things up, but they used the wrong kind of oil and a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.

Leslie
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