Max: You live in a dumpster?
Deke: This is usually where the girl says she has to be up early tomorrow or calls the police. So do you have to go?
Max: Yeah. I have to go inside that freaking cool dumpster!

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Max: I’m willing to throw 10-15 dollars at this thing.
Deke: You want to throw 15 dollars at my thing? Great! I usually charge five.

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Deke: We can watch TV with your shirts off.
Max: Maybe and I will buy you some dinner if you put out.

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Caroline: Well, I did it. I saved the neighborhood.
Max: You had a car towed; you didn't burn down the Bed Bath and Beyond.

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• Added: January 20, 2014