2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 24: "And the First Degree" Quotes
Caroline: Max, you look so smart in that robe.
Max: Not that smart. I just found out you're supposed to wear clothes under this thing.
I passed! I got a B! Now my grade matches your boobs!Max
I wasn't as nervous when I rated for the results of a Hep-C test. Then again, I didn't study for that one at all.Max
You must be Caroline. You look just like the girls Max used to give wedgies to in the cafeteriaMr. Huck
I started studying last night and on behalf of all white people, I would like to apologize for everything ever.Max
Caroline: Invade your privacy? You shave your junk with the door open.
Caroline: To the apartment.
In private school, we never bent down to put our mouths on anything unless it had a yacht.Caroline
The only thing I ever graduated from was a Scared Straight program, which is why I'm not gay anymore.Max