Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.

Jack

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• Added: March 01, 2012

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

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• Added: March 01, 2012

The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

Tracy

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That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.

Jack

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• Added: March 01, 2012

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

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• Added: March 01, 2012

These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.

Liz

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• Added: March 01, 2012

I've never crushed anyone, besides accused witches.

Kenneth

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He's the best friend I've ever had...tied with everyone I've ever met.

Kenneth

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• Added: March 01, 2012

You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a cop...in a porno.

Tracy

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• Added: March 01, 2012

I got really good at hiding in prison...and making wine in my toilet.

Lynn

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• Added: March 01, 2012