It's like the thing I said in another movie I made, compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie.

Tracy

You are going to win, and when you do I'll be furious. Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious.

Jenna

Sabotage? But I'm the one who does that to me.

Tracy

My generation never votes. It interferes with talking about ourselves all the time.

Jonathan

I believe that our founding fathers had it right. We need to get back to their America. No paved roads, rum used as an anesthetic, legalize slavery.

Steve

I know it's not a house, but I sleep there!

Steve

Jack: Those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.
Liz: Thank you Jack.

Liz: I don't know which of you to be more disappointed in.
Jenna: Me silly. I'm more aware of what I'm doing.

I trust award shows...they tell me how much to care about different dead people.

Liz

I should get a chafing dish and fill it with my underwear in case some Saudi guys show up.

Jenna

But if we have to have a government, make it as small as possible...dwarves, tiny buildings, pizza bagels for lunch.

Steve

My name is Steve Austin, and I am a life long resident of Rhode Island, and the manager of a local paint ball facility. I will clean up Washington, like it's the bathroom of a paint ball facility. Vote Steve Austin, and if you're blind, I am the wrestler.

Steve

30 Rock Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

I swear to Kabbalah monster, those jeans are perfect. Look at your butt.

Jenna

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

Liz