30 Rock Season 4 Episode 14: "Future Husband" Quotes
How could a company from Philly buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war.
Jack
Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.
Jenna
Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.
Liz
If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with K-Fed again.
Jenna
That's wonderful. Even if he does come from a country that's nothing more than the dried husk America came out of.
Kenneth
Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!
Tracy
I'll tell him it's the guy I'm having sex with. It's a 24 hour news cycle around here Jack, we really don't have time to do it right here anymore.
Avery
Maybe we're the last people on Earth. Maybe we are legend. You're Will Smith and I'm the dog!
Jonathan
Is it Senior Executive Skip Day? Because that's usually in the spring so we can go to an amusement park.
Jack
He could be a serial killer. He could wear a thumb ring.
Liz
It's so romantic, like that movie I only saw the first few moments of, Fatal Attraction.
Kenneth
Oh, your dentist gets drunk with you, too?
Jenna
