30 Rock Season 1 Episode 15: "Hard Ball" Quotes
Remember that e-mail we got from those Nigerians who need our help getting that money out of Africa? We did it! I got the check today.
Tracy
Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!
Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
Jenna
Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?