30 Rock Season 1 Episode 15: "Hard Ball" Quotes
Remember that e-mail we got from those Nigerians who need our help getting that money out of Africa? We did it! I got the check today.Tracy
Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?Jenna
Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?