She's right. You are a penis.

Jack

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• Added: February 09, 2012

Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.

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Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.

Tracy

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You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.

Frank

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I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!

Frank

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Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Liz

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Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

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You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?

Criss

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