[about Sully] You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That's what I do every day, not hit birds. Where's my ticket to the Grammys?

Carroll

Yes, I wrote that! I write all the Fart Doctors!

Liz

I know. People wear flip flops to church, and the NBA tattoo situation is out of control.

Liz

You can't delude yourself into thinking you can combine them into one perfect woman, like a Smore you can take a shower with.

Jack

Do a sloppy job and they'll leave you alone. That's how I got out of foreplay with Angie ... and my taxes.

Tracy

Our minds are already one, as our bodies soon shall be.

Wesley

Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.

Jenna

[to Nancy] I wanna take naps with you. I wanna watch you watching hockey. I wanna find long red strands of hair in my overcooked pot roast.

Jack

And he'll understand because he's my best friend comma beautiful hair category parentheses strong.

Kenneth

This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend comma Bald category.

Kenneth

[to Jack] You look like a gay mortician in that suit.

Nancy

30 Rock Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend comma Bald category.

Kenneth

[to Jack] You look like a gay mortician in that suit.

Nancy