30 Rock Season 6 Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three" Quotes
Here's to another successful operation by the Best Friends Gang.Kelsey
In school, all you learn about Abraham Lincoln is that he was a gay alcoholic.Kenneth
Jack: Our new slogan, NBC: We have a magical horse, is testing...okay.
Idiots aren't just strippers, or stay at home moms.Tracy
Criss: I don't understand your relationship with Liz...
Jack: She's my subordifriend.
These microphones look like black ice cream cones.Denise
My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!Tracy
Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?
Criss: You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes.
Liz: If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
Liz: And now he's inserting himself into this.
Criss: Well that's what she said but...
How fresh is that dog? Yesterday that was the face, feet, and colon of a pig.Criss