30 Rock Season 6 Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two" Quotes
Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?
Jenna
You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!
Tracy
Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.
Jenna
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
Liz
You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheik.
Jenna
Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?
Jack
Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.
Tracy
Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.
Liz
Happy three month anniversary, and happy two week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when I'm here.
Criss
