Happy Birthday, bitches!

Will Ferrell

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!

Jenna

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Tiana, Mulan, Pocahantas, Jasmine — wow, she's right!

Pete

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Can we wait until the morning to fool around? Cause I'm exhausted and I got the night bloats.

Nancy

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.

Tracy

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.

Liz

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• Added: April 23, 2010

I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.

Tracy

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• Added: April 23, 2010

Then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting ... or as I like to call it, 'singles fart suppression.'

Liz

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• Added: April 23, 2010

As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.'

Jack

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• Added: April 23, 2010