30 Rock Season 5 Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy" Quotes
Jonathan I have asked you not to call me at home after 11...or before.
Jack
Jack: You have all the makings of a reality superstar; hair, bully-ness, delusions of grandeur, an extremely short fuse, catch phrases...
Angie: It's my way 'til pay day.
I'm sorry I'm four hours late but my alarm clock didn't go off because it died in a cock fight last night.
Tracy
Kenneth: Mr. Hornberger, do you and your wife ever fight?
Pete: Not all the time. After her hysterectomy, she was in a coma, briefly.
Jack: This isn't my first rodeo Lemon.
Liz: Well I've been to a rodeo to. It was a cat rodeo, in a gay guy's apartment.
You have to talk to Jack. I can't lose my dental. There's a hygienist their whose boob sometimes touches my ear.
Pete
Dr. Spaceman: Any who, I have the results of your physical. Tracy, you are going to die.
Tracy: What? No!
Dr. Spaceman: You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones seem to have vanished.
Dr. Spaceman: Tracy, you are going to die...
Tracy: What? No!
Dr. Spaceman: ...when I tell you who I'm dating.
Jack: Who wears shoes at a beach?
Liz: Only Rocky and Apollo Creed during the training montage.
Well, one of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!
Liz
The airline lost my luggage and the only place to buy anything on the island was at the tennis pro shop. Luckily I had the essentials in my carry-on; toiletries, closed toed shoes, and the State Department recommended mosquito head net.
Liz
