It was reality TV. It can be good. It can be terrible. It just can't be anything in between.


It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.


First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.


Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.


Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.

Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.


Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.


Two days ago when people thought of a mudslide they just thought of getting drunk at an Applebee's.

Robert DeNiro

Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.

I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.


Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.


Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.


30 Rock Season 5 Episode 12 Quotes

Every crazy a-lister owns an island; Nicolas Cage, Celine Dion, Charles Widmore. This is a whole new world in front of me, LL.


It doesn't matter how long you live in New York, it's still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant, severed, robot penises.