30 Rock Season 5 Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan" Quotes
I just wanna wake up in the morning and look over at my husband asleep on our neighbor's roof.
Angie
I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.
Jack
Skelator's not my favorite...you are.
Frank
I'm contractually obligated to pull out some bitch's weave eight more times this season.
Angie
Wait! You're seeing another psychic? I mean, I knew that.
Jenna's Psychic
Lynn: You live with your mother?
Frank: Yeah, otherwise who would wake me up for work?
Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?
Tracy
Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.
Don't do impressions of other racists.
Angie
I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age.
Angie
Is this the restaurant I'm opening up with Dennis Rodman and Webster?
Angie
For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.
Jack
