I knew I should've listened to my friends. Kofi said you were too good to be true.

Stuart

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• Added: January 09, 2009

Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?

Jack

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• Added: January 09, 2009

What if I say something stupid, like "Order a tall coffee," or talk about my Nintendo Wii?

Liz

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• Added: January 09, 2009

Look at you and me and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy, and I'm turned on by car accidents.

Jenna

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• Added: January 09, 2009

I'm afraid she'll divorce me if I ever have enough money where she can live off half.

Tracy

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• Added: January 09, 2009

Oh, Liz. Look at you and I and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents.

Jenna

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• Added: December 31, 2008