30 Rock Season 4 Episode 20: "The Moms" Quotes
I once woke up in the National Air and Space Museum with a revolver in the waistband of my jean shorts.
Buzz Aldrin
And then where will I be? I'll be circling the globe in my coffin rocket. Something I saw on TV. It's very expensive.
Colleen
He's in town. I saw him last night at Rupert Murdoch's Twister party. I mean ... regular party.
Jack
You could have married him mom. Laura Linney could have played you in the HBO original movie Moon Wives!
Liz
Two women. At the same time. What are you, Italian?
Colleen
I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!
Jack
Not even common law? Then how do you get a discount at a mattress store?
Verna
Wrong tree, mom.
Jenna
Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.
Jack
You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.
Lutz's mom
Put the mimosa down, BITCH!
Will Ferrell
I walked on your face!
Buzz Aldrin
