30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
[on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!
Liz
My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.
Dennis
With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.
Dennis
I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.
Jack
When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!
Tracy
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
Liz
The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.
Jack
[to Tracy] Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day.
Jack
If you have a spaceship and you're looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and $30 million, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday.
Tracy
What thing with the belt? Don't hang up, I have a lot of belted objects!
Liz
Liz: Oh, right, sorry, my mail has been piling up and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
Jack: What is that supposed to mean?
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.
