What about his manstress?

Jack

[on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.

Liz

Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?

Kenneth

I can't handle the truth!

Kenneth

That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.

Kenneth

I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.

Jack

Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?

Kenneth

Everything's gone coco for cuckoo poops ... is that right?

Elisa

I was supposed to be in the movie Rush Hour but two weeks into shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan.

Tracy

Tracy Jordan ... saying three serious things and then a joke.

Larry King

We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot of the movie Teen Wolf.

Larry King

You're not coming in at all? What about Jaconathan?

Jonathan

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes

If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.

Devon

Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.