Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.

Jack

I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!

Tracy

Oh no, Kenneth's a killer, and the Riddler is coming!

Tracy

Sometimes sexual bartering works. Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.

Jack

I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.

Liz

We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails!

Liz

Yes, the rest of us talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we go to after work. In my dreams.

Kenneth

I feel like I'm in The Pelican Brief. Do I already know too much?

Kenneth

Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.

I put on a live hour show every week - unless there's wrestling. I'm on it.

Liz

Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.

Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.

Jack

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes

If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.

Devon

Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.