30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.
Kenneth
Liz, I am happy. All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice.
Jenna
You don't know that thing I'm sleeping in isn't working.
Jenna
They're calling us 'James,' which is a combination of 'Jenna' and 'James.'
Jenna
I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception.
Tracy
Nope, that's a serial killer. Just get in a cab, I'll pay for it.
Liz
What better place to be, now that I'm a homo. Wait, is that the one we call ourselves?
Randy
Lemoned? That's not a thing people are saying now, is it?
Liz
As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they are not cute. Even when they're from Liz.
Cerie
They're probably having beach sex. Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
Jack
The last thing I remember is going into a closet and changing clothes with Bob Ballard.
Jack
Jenna: [on fake-dating James] Do you believe they came to me before Aida from Real World: Cancun?
