30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
Last night was a disaster...and not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.
Jenna
Jack: You're the only one bank rolling this? What about Brown and Folderson?
Tracy: That's what I call my wallet.
Hey get a room! Whatever that is.
Hobo
Anyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.
Liz
Also, in the background I heard lady giggles and the sound of a beautiful sunset.
Kenneth
I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with.
Jack
I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.
Jack
Jenna: Marriage is like death. You still into a routine. You lose all the spark.
Liz: I don't know. I always thought the whole point of being with someone for a long time is to get to the comfortable routine part.
Jenna: No. Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
And I will say yes when Paul proposes...that we make a sex tape and leak it on the internet.
Jenna
What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!
Tracy
Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.
That is actually MY thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here.
Jack
